You earn points by by giving and receiving - something that may not be obvious at first glance.
You can see a video of “Genital Jousting” in action at the top of the post (and here’s the requisite NSFW warning). Each point earned adds to the length of your penis. Once every penis is, ah, engaged one way or the other, the round ends and the scores are tallied. “Genital Jousting” is a party game, intended to be played with up to seven of your friends, in which each player tries to insert his or her disembodied penis into the butt of the other disembodied penises.
GIRLS PLAY GENITAL JOUSTING MOVIE
This game, we learned later, is called “Genital Jousting.” It’s the product of Free Lives Games, the small South African game development studio responsible for the action movie parody game “Broforce.”Īlso Read: Who Cares About Realism In Video Games Anyway? 'Dirt Rally' Does What we saw from there was a marvel: four disembodied penises, a couple of which were wearing clothes. So we sat down, picked up the controllers, and consented. My friend and I were confused by the neglect because of what was on the screen: eight colored rectangles of equal size, each containing the phrase “press up to consent.”
GIRLS PLAY GENITAL JOUSTING FULL
It was late in the day, and the Devolver lot was full of people hanging out and having a free drink - the arcade stands were occupied, but this TV had been left alone, even though it had an accompanying couch and seating was at a premium. They also had the group Polycade set up a bunch of arcade-style kiosks where any E3 attendee could hang out and play games Devolver had on offer.Īlso Read: How the Video Games Industry Created Its Own Cult of Toxic Fans (Commentary)Īlong with the arcade was a large TV showing off a game that was, on the first day of the show, being ignored. This year Jerri was unfortunately absent, but in her place was a food truck. In the past, that food was barbecue cooked up by former “Survivor” contestant Jerri Manthey. Instead, they buy out a parking lot across the street from the Los Angeles Convention Center, where they park a few airstream trailers for its developers to present their games to press and give everyone free beer and food. It just so happens that the game I enjoyed most at E3 this year was one of those, a gay orgy party game that was on display at indie publisher Devolver Digital’s booth.ĭevolver doesn’t set up in E3 itself. It’s “Video Game Christmas,” as they say, even though the only gifts are ads games fans will have to pay for whenever they come out.īut focusing on the big stuff means you’re more likely to miss the real treasures of E3: Obscure independent games that won’t ever get much of a marketing push. Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.Every June when the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) rolls around, what everyone seems to focus on are the big games - the new “Call of Duty,” the latest major PlayStation 4 exclusive, and so on. Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world. If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading.
Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
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